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January 2006 Bulletin.The Insurance Women of Ventura County (IWVC),
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| 1. | January 10, 2006 - General Meeting, 5:30 p.m., Carol Roberg, Director of the Oxnard Rescue Mission, will speak about the changing times, the Marriott Courtyard Hotel, 6003 E. Esplanade Drive, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 2. | January 25, 2006 - Board Meeting, 5:30 p.m., The Shirt Lady, 2601 Underpass Road, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 3. | February 14, 2006 - General Meeting, 5:30 p.m., part I, C.E. class presented by John Bell, Safelite Auto Glass, the Marriott Courtyard Hotel, 6003 E. Esplanade Drive, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 4. | February 28, 2006 - Board Meeting, 5:30 p.m., The Shirt Lady, 2601 Underpass Road, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 5. | March 14, 2006 - General Meeting, 5:30 p.m., part II, C.E. class presented by John Bell, Safelite Auto Glass, the Marriott Courtyard Hotel, 6003 E. Esplanade Drive, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 6. | March 23-26, 2006 - NAIW Region VIII 61st Annual Regional Conference hosted by Las Vegas Insurance Professionals, The Riviera Hotel & Casino, 2901 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV 89109. |
| 7. | March 28, 2006 - Board Meeting, 5:30 p.m., The Shirt Lady, 2601 Underpass Road, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 8. | April 11, 2006 - General Meeting, 5:30 p.m., location T.B.D., preparation for May dinner. |
| 9. | April 25, 2006 - Board Meeting, 5:30 p.m., The Shirt Lady, 2601 Underpass Road, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 10. | May 9, 2006 - Annual May Dinner, details to follow. |
| 11. | May 23, 2006 - Board Meeting, 5:30 p.m., The Shirt Lady, 2601 Underpass Road, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
| 12. | June 13, 2006 - General Meeting, 5:30 p.m., installation of officers. |
| 13. | Have a wonderful summer!! |
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Your contributions are welcome. They can be articles, jokes, recipes, informative bulletins, whatever! Be sure to get your bulletin contributions to bulletin editor, Kriss Halperin, by the monthly board meeting. The Board meets on the 4th Tuesday of each month. You may bring the item to the meeting, fax it to Kriss at (805) 987-5913 (you may have to call first, same number), or Email to krissy1947@adelphia.net.
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If you have a position available or are seeking employment, you may place your ad in our bulletin free. Contact the Editor or any IWVC Board member.
POSITIONS AVAILABLE:
Post your ad here!
SEEKING POSITION:
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Employment Placement.
Katie Novak, C.A.C., President,
(805) 639-0935 Phone,
(805) 293-8720 Fax,
knovak@elitestaffinggroup.com,
www.elitestaffinggroup.com (Close the new window to return here.),
1746-F S. Victoria Avenue #178, Ventura, CA 93003.
Where you go for the very best!
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Survival is all a matter of outlook, according to Army Special Forces instructor Gordon Smith. He says, "If you have a guy [or gal - editor] with all the survival training in the world who has a negative attitude and a guy who doesn't have a clue but has a positive attitude, I guarantee you that the one with the positive attitude is coming out of the woods alive.
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www.cacouncilnaiw.com.
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National Association of Insurance Women, International.
800-766-6249, 918-744-5195, Fax 918-743-1968,
Website: www.naiw.org, E-mail: naiw@ionet.net.
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Lockbox for payments & Dues:
Department 2214,
Tulsa, OK 74182,
Mail: 6528 E. 101st Street, PMB#750,
Tulsa, OK 74104-4610.
Belonging is Good Business.
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From the Web Master: Obviously you know the address or you wouldn't be here but we do want to mention the following.
Any contributions or suggestions should be sent to our webmaster, Jim Layton, at jns@west.net or any Board member.
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"VIVA LAS VEGAS",
March 23-26, 2006.
Information and Registration on the Las Vegas Insurance Professionals' website:
http://www.lvinspro.com/
regional_convention.htm.
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The greatest thrill known to man isn't flying - it's landing.
Author Unknown.
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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.
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