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September 2005 Bulletin.The Insurance Women of Ventura County (IWVC),
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| 1. | September 13, 2005 - General Meeting, 5:30 p.m., "Women's Guide to Retirement" offered by Gary Scott, State Farm Insurance, Marriott Hotel, 600 E. Esplanade Drive, Oxnard, CA. |
| 2. | September 16 & 17, 2005 - California Council of NAIW State Meeting, Radisson Hotel & Conference Room, Fresno, CA. Go to www.cacouncilnaiw.com for details. (Close the new window to return here.) |
| 3. | September 27, 2005 - Board Meeting, The Shirt Lady, 2601 Underpass Road, Oxnard, CA 93030. |
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Please call Ruth with any potential program or speaker suggestions you may have.
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Your contributions are welcome. They can be articles, jokes, recipes, informative bulletins, whatever! Be sure to get your bulletin contributions to bulletin editor, Kriss Halperin, by the monthly board meeting. The Board meets on the 4th Tuesday of each month. You may bring the item to the meeting, fax it to Kriss at (805) 987-5913 (you may have to call first, same number), or Email to krissy1947@adelphia.net.
Advertise in our bulletin! Yearly rates: a business card sized ad is $25.00, 1/4 page is $50.00, 1/2 page is $100.00.
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To succeed, you have to believe in something with such a passion that it becomes a reality.
ANITA RODDICK,
Founder of The Body Shop.
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If you have a position available or are seeking employment, you may place your ad in our bulletin free. Contact the Editor or any IWVC Board member.
POSITIONS AVAILABLE:
Rapidly growing agency looking for producers. This offers excellent opportunity for persons seeking a career in sales - Bob Hope & Associates (805) 644-4673.
Gary Scott, State Farm Insurance, has an opening for a front desk person. No license or experience necessary. Call Gary at (805) 339-9533.
Eastern Ventura County agency looking for Commercial CSR. Must be licensed, experienced. Please send your resume, in confidence, to (805) 715-7031 or contact Kriss Halperin (Editor) at (805) 553-0505 X327.
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Employment Placement.
Katie Novak, C.A.C., President,
(805) 639-0935 Phone,
(805) 293-8720 Fax,
knovak@elitestaffinggroup.com,
www.elitestaffinggroup.com. (Close the new window to return here.)
1746-F S. Victoria Avenue #178, Ventura, CA 93003.
Where you go for the very best!
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National Association of Insurance Women, International.
800-766-6249, 918-744-5195, Fax 918-743-1968,
Website: www.naiw.org, E-mail: naiw@ionet.net.
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Lockbox for payments & Dues:
Department 2214,
Tulsa, OK 74182,
Mail: 6528 E. 101st Street, PMB#750,
Tulsa, OK 74104-4610.
Belonging is Good Business.
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I recently bought a book "Pain is Inevitable but Misery is Optional - SO, Stick a Geranium in your HAT and Be Happy!" by Barbara Johnson. There are some really funny chapters and I am sharing this one for two reasons - it's funny and it's about insurance:
One thing about laughing, it's hard to do alone. You usually need somebody else to watch, listen to, or react to in some way. We can't do it all alone, whether it's laughing or anything else worthwhile. We need other people in our lives. We need other people to help carry the load. Sometimes, I tell people to read the following story to their families so they can all laugh together. I don't know the original source, but it illustrates beautifully that you "can't do it alone." When one man was asked to fill out a group insurance form explaining the many injuries on which he was making a claim, this is what he said:
I am writing in response to your request concerning Block No. 1 on the insurance form which asked for the cause of injuries, wherein I put "Trying to do the job alone." You said you needed more information, so I trust that the following will be sufficient.
I am a bricklayer by trade, and on the day of injuries, I was working alone, laying brick around the top of a four-story building, when I realized that I had about five hundred pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to put them in a barrel and lower them by pulley, which was fastened to the top of the building. I secured the end of the rope at ground level and went up to the top of the building and loaded the bricks into the barrel and flung the barrel out with the bricks in it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it securely to insure the slow descent of the barrel.
As you will note on Block No. 6 of the insurance form, I weigh 150 pounds. Due to the shock of being jerked off the ground so swiftly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Between the second and third floors, I met the barrel coming down. This accounts for the bruises and lacerations on my upper body. Regaining my presence of mind again, I held tightly to the rope and proceeded rapidly up the side of the building, not stopping until my right hand was jammed in the pulley. This accounts for my broken thumb.
Despite the pain, I retained my presence of mind and held tightly to the rope. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed less than about fifty pounds. I refer you again to Block No. 6 and my weight. As you would guess, I began a rapid decent. In the vicinity of the second floor, I met the barrel coming up. This explains the injuries to my legs and lower body. Slowed only slightly, I continued my descent, landing on the pile of bricks. Fortunately, my back was only sprained and the internal injuries were minimal. I'm sorry to report, however, that at this point, I again lost my presence of mind and let go of the rope. As you can imagine, the empty barrel crashed down on me.
I trust this answers your concern. Please know that I am finished with trying to do the job alone.....
Contributed by Gerry Mellon.
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